the last jedi sucks

Star Wars the last Jedi sucks.

It’s amazing how many hate videos there are on YouTube against star wars the last Jedi. I’m so happy to see these. If you’re a Star Wars fan, you know the reasons why. Words cannot explain the stupid writing, poor acting and watered-down mini plots that went absolutely nowhere. As a stand alone movie, it sucks. I was embarrassed to watch it. So many bad thoughts went into this film. It’s as if someone tried to make it as bad as possible. It could have been so much better. An idiot could have written the film. It’s not hard to do with hundreds of thousands of fans clammering to see Luke Skywalker again. How could they screw it up? Well, disney did.

The biggest reason for the implosion was disney’s failure to connect the storylines they started. Kylo Ren held Darth Vader’s helmet in episode 7, saying, I will finish what you started my grandfather. Ok, How did Kylo Ren get Vader’s melted helmet? It was never addressed again. That was a huge scene and yet, it was never addressed, as many other things weren’t.

A video I made on WHY THE LAST JEDI SUCKS!

Snoke, the evil emperor, was introduced as Kylo’s supreme leader. Leader of what? Where did this guy come from? In all other movies previous, 7 to be exact, if you count Rogue One, snoke was never mentioned. He was brought in for the first time in episode 7 and killed off easily by Kylo Ren in episode 8. This is very odd since Kylo finds it hard to hold his own against a girl who has never been trained in the force and a janitor crybaby idiot finn. Kylo should be a dark knight, evil, but, for some reason, can barely hold his own against a failed stormtrooper / janitor…finn.

Gotta love disney’s reaction to the hate videos being created by true Star Wars fans:

I love how disney reacts:

Rian Johnson, the cast, and the Lucasfilm team have delivered an experience that is totally Star Wars yet at the same time fresh, unexpected and new.

Here’s my take on that…. IT’S DIAHRREA. Do a quick search for STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI SUCKS. You’ll be entertained for hours.

Another reason the last jedi sucks is the failed attempts at comedy. So stupid. The list just goes on and on just like the vegas scene with Rose. Another character introduced that we neither know nothing about nor care about.

Here is one of many hate videos on YouTube. I found this one particularly hilarious.

Here’s video my kids made. They said it needed to be done. They hated the last jedi. Remember, this video was made by a 9 year old and 6 year old…disney’s target market.


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